he is me

uhhhthena:

ppeebee:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

i’d have 6 free donuts.

I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.

(via galuy)

kautionkeke:

alysssatheraee:

Oh God, no..

no, no ,no, no, no!

(Source: apolloablaze)

Yeah, I use that one a lot.

Fuck you, Yahoo!

(Source: pleatedjeans, via turtwink)

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

It’s okay, being dumb is only

(Source: eeveevevo, via turtwink)

pillory:

im a bad friend

(Source: femmedom, via loliconprince)

egberts:

turtwink:

can i have a popular post again

(via turtwink)

(Source: distraction, via turtwink)

(via kurmanification)

whybray:

HA HA YOU’RE BLURRY

(via turtwink)