he is me

Fuck you, Yahoo!

It’s like an eggplant, but two

Reblog if you pity my attempt at receiving many notes.

If I get 1,000 notes I’ll let my dog back in.

It seems I am able to post animated GIFs to Google+ but not Tumblr. What is wrong with this picture (no pun intended)?

If I had a dollar for every time someone replied to something on Tumblr with just the word “this,” I would be so rich that I’d have a swimming pool, in my swimming pool.

What if I was so tired that I could nightblog at noon?

Because I’ve seen so many great things on my dashboard today, I decided to reward all my followers with this. Here you go. (Also, sorry for that initial passive sentence, if that sort of thing bothers you.)

…is it just me or is Pinterest just tumblr for little girls?

you probably have work to do!
Don’t pretend I’m not talking to you.